Voltron Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 The bear should have had a Coke at the end of the clip.
Hopstretch Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 Or just casually bite the head off a baby seal.
Voltron Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 Or just casually bite the head off a baby seal. Only if it then used the seal as a drink holder for the Coke.
mypasswordis Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 Only if it then used the seal as a drink holder for the Coke. Meh, I don't usually like to drink warm Coke, even if it is warmed by the blood of a baby seal who's head I just bit off. Not that I've tried the latter, of course.
NightWoundsTime Posted October 13, 2009 Report Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) I love how completely over-the-top that is -- I actually laughed out loud. It's like Gamera, except it's a hockey-stick wielding polar bear. My favorite part is in the comments section. Apparently the intended song was "Highway to the Danger Zone", as in the Youtube link. However, someone decided this was "too 80's", and instead the game opener featured "Dr. Feelgood". Yes, that Dr Feelgood, from the 80's. I like it, Grahame. Edited October 13, 2009 by NightWoundsTime
swt61 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Posted October 13, 2009 Yeah! Fuck Anchorage! :o You are soooo off my Christmas list!
Sherwood Posted October 13, 2009 Report Posted October 13, 2009 :o You are soooo off my Christmas list! This is a blessing in disguise, I've no doubt.
HeadphoneAddict Posted October 13, 2009 Report Posted October 13, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFWIzoxYQ4s I feel sorry for these guys...
blessingx Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 Whoa, MALL COP must be more exciting in Japanese. Maybe has space bears?
Hopstretch Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 Just one more six-pack ought to do it... LiveLeak.com - A little tipsy
manaox2 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 Just one more six-pack ought to do it... LiveLeak.com - A little tipsy The pint of ether must not have been enough.
Fitz Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 How the hell did he make it to the store in the first place?
Sherwood Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 If that guy asked for a ride to a 7-11, I'd shove him into the pickup bed and wait just outside.
Dusty Chalk Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 How the hell did he make it to the store in the first place?Bee line. And by "bee line", I mean the kind of line a bee makes, with lots of curlicues and loops and digressions and ... it ends up looking like a Family Circus cartoon, one of the ones where there's a dotted line, and it starts in one place and ends in another, but takes up all the available space in which a day's worth of adventures can be traced back.
swt61 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 I'd have followed him out and taken his keys away, if he'd tried to drive away. Some innocent person could've been badly injured or killed. I worked at a liquor store in Alaska in my early 20's, and all I can say is that those gentlemen were way more patient than myself. I'd have probably tied his ponytail to the door until the cops arrived.
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