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You know today was such a nice day out. Probably had the most fun today all year, got to play some whiffle ball, throw a football, play some ultimate frisbee. I think I need to move to a place that has warm weather (and long days) year round.

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At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on May 6, the time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07. This will never happen again.

Um...technically, it happened at least twice before, being that that "07" is short for "2007", and will probably happen again (admittedly, in about a thousand years).
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Um...technically, it happened at least twice before, being that that "07" is short for "2007", and will probably happen again (admittedly, in about a thousand years).

Technically the human mind cannot grasp time lengths as vast as one thousand years.

Ergo, my claim remains unproven. Solid as a rock.

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It will happen again after I finish my time machine so I can cap Charlotte Bronte and save Lincoln.
If you really had a time machine, you'd go back to 12/31/1999 and get laid as much as you could (because everyone is thinking that the world is going to end).
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i would bring a laser beam back to ancient times and become ruler of great britain with my laser

i would then surround myself with buxom wenches.

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Battery-powered, presumably. (The laser, not the wenches.)

actually the laser will be powered by pure rock and roll, which presents a challenge. I have to teach the medieval minstrels to kick out a funky groove thang, much like Martin Lawrence did in his classic fish-out-of-water comedy, Black Knight.

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Technically the human mind cannot grasp time lengths as vast as one thousand years.

Ergo, my claim remains unproven. Solid as a rock.

Kind of like the cryo does or dosen't make a difference argument?

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