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I'm sitting here in the lobby bar of the Shangri-La hotel in Xi'An, China drinking a $13 gin fizz with my wife, trying to explain the smiley that has become my namesake.

Wife: Aww, they gave you kissy smiley?

Me: we'll, it is not unlike a kiss...

Wife: Oh. Oh. Tyler, why?

It is a sincere pleasure to be a year older, and to have spent another year conversing with you fine gentlemen. I'm confident this fourth decade will be my best yet.

Thank you all, f'realz. If any of you are in China in the next year, beers are on me. If you wait longer, you'll have to come to Istanbul.

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