The Knuckledragger 3rd Memorial Slow Forum Post

[Sechtdamon]

50 minutes ago, Grahame said:

Just for Dusty ...

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/McLarenAuto/status/898906631768907776

 

Can't I like it too? Am I too poor to like it?

 

Dusty, If you're rich enough to buy it, can you adopt me please?

Edited August 20, 2017 by Sechtdamon

[Dusty Chalk]

Oh my purple heart...It's so fuchsia!

Too bad it's white on the inside, I'd probably get cat hair all over it.

Uh...no, I can't afford it, he just knew I'd like the colour.

Apparently the only other person who'd want a car in this colour -- the owner -- also has a Rolls Royce in this colour.

Fuck that guy.  XD

[Fitz]

I'd go for a darker shade, myself.

[Dusty Chalk]

15 minutes ago, Fitz said:

I'd go for a darker shade, myself.

It's perfect just the way it is.  Hue and shade.

Not sure how much darker, but I would allow it, as long as it could still be called in the "pink" colour palette.

I wanted this guitar purely for it's colour:

...alright, and because it looked "metal", but I hardly play any metal.  

But I didn't get it, because I wasn't about to buy a guitar, sight unseen, without any knowledge of its musical abilities, for US$3500.

[Grahame]

And then there's

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/carporn/comments/6uw9hc/stunning_dark_purple_laferrari_aperta_cruising

 

 

Edited August 21, 2017 by Grahame

[Dusty Chalk]

Eegad, Dusty like.

But I think if I won the lottery, I'd probably just get a custom paint job for my Mazda3.  And maybe buy a Mazdaspeed3.  I really like hatchbacks.  Maybe a WRXSTi.  And maybe a Dodge Magnum Hemi.  And maybe that one Porsche one I saw.  And then custom paint jobs all around.

And what was that one Audi that grawk suggested?

[Dusty Chalk]

[Dusty Chalk]

And on the more serious, yet beautiful side:

 

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[Craig Sawyers]

Turns out that this particular hug dog can look like anything on the spectrum of pug-like through to siberian husky http://www.101dogbreeds.com/hug-dog.asp . It brings up the slightly bizarre notion of a husky getting it on with a pug. You probably have to put the pug on a chair first to get over the height difference 

There are equally bizarre husky cross breeds on the same page - like the chusky with a chow.

[Sechtdamon]

 

[Dusty Chalk]

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[Knuckledragger]

What do you get when you combine vaporwave with the Simpsons?  Simpswave of course.

 

 

 

[Craig Sawyers]

Hey - welcome back dude!

[Sechtdamon]

Examples of fanatical muslim metal:

 

 

 

 

[Dusty Chalk]

[Dusty Chalk]

Game of Thrones S7E7 hilarity:

 

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The whole thread is worth reading, if not just for "That's so Three Eyed Raven" and the ongoing Star Wars dialog.

Fake, but funneh, if only for "Who's Avery?"  HE JUST TOLD YOU WHO AVERY WAS, YOU COWARD.  SERIOUS BAD MAN.

http://imgur.com/gallery/USjnb

[Dusty Chalk]

https://i.imgur.com/9j7Z6rj.mp4

Merlot workout

[Dusty Chalk]

I'm stealing 'Fifty-Two Years an Imbecile', but this is a list of occupations from the UK 1881 census:

Works better with the sound down, substitute in your soundtrack of choice:

 

[Dusty Chalk]

[Craig Sawyers]

I so wish that was true - I'd want to be a Beef Twister or Turnip Shepherd!

But is is spoof, alas. Appendix 5 of this tome http://privatewww.essex.ac.uk/~matthew/Papers/Woollard_1881Classifications_no illustration.pdf has the 1881 UK census classifications. It is all very dry and oh so sensible. Unfortunately.

[Dusty Chalk]

What gave it away, "Knight of the Thimble", or the rather too literate, "Fatuous Pauper"?  The right column sounds like Ian Anderson's lyrics, for some reason.  Like Minstrel in the Gallery or somesuch.

A comment I got on Facebook:  "Sounds like the lineup of the greatest festival ever"

Unrelated:

[Craig Sawyers]

9 minutes ago, Dusty Chalk said:

What gave it away, "Knight of the Thimble", or the rather too literate, "Fatuous Pauper"?  The right column sounds like Ian Anderson's lyrics, for some reason.  Like Minstrel in the Gallery or somesuch.

A comment I got on Facebook:  "Sounds like the lineup of the greatest festival ever"

 

I thought it sounded like early Genesis, complete with Peter Gabriel dressed up in an outrageous costume

Or even better, early Pink Floyd, who invented a whole lexicon of nonsense: