Dusty Chalk Posted May 29, 2017 Report Posted May 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Hopstretch said: Those guys drinkify themselves plenty behind closed doors at home believe me, or openly when in Dubai. Also cocainify and whorify. Human nature is what is. 1 hour ago, Craig Sawyers said: Indeed - I was invited when in Dubai to the home of a guy who used to be Secretary General of OPEC. Out came the whiskey. I was pretty shocked, until I clocked that if you are influential you get access to all sorts of prohibited stuff. Provided you are discreet of course. Oh sure, I don't doubt that it happens. i'm just saying, as a culture...see Craig's comment regarding keeping it discreet...
Knuckledragger Posted May 31, 2017 Author Report Posted May 31, 2017 Um. The dude in this commercial has a net worth zooming in on $5B. Why is he shilling sous vide products?
Hopstretch Posted May 31, 2017 Report Posted May 31, 2017 EAT. THE FUCKING PIZZA, BOB. OR YOUR CHOICES. ARE GONNA. GET. REEEEEAL LIMITED! 2
Dusty Chalk Posted May 31, 2017 Report Posted May 31, 2017 I'm confused. Feet up or bent over? Either way, someone is going to get fucked. ...or at least make me think about it.
Dusty Chalk Posted May 31, 2017 Report Posted May 31, 2017 I had the sound on, but wasn't really paying attention, so heard it before I saw it...thought it was a Star Wars video. SSFWBNR (sorta safe for work but not really)
Craig Sawyers Posted June 1, 2017 Report Posted June 1, 2017 (edited) Don't forget now! Edited June 1, 2017 by Craig Sawyers 2
Hopstretch Posted June 3, 2017 Report Posted June 3, 2017 A great anecdote in the paper about Douglas Bader, the double-amputee English WWII fighter ace. 10
Hopstretch Posted June 4, 2017 Report Posted June 4, 2017 Also, LOL South Africans. http://www.timescolonist.com/man-who-mowed-lawn-with-tornado-behind-him-says-he-was-keeping-an-eye-on-it-1.20394290 Quote THREE HILLS, Alta. — A photo of a man in Alberta mowing a lawn with a tornado swirling behind him has been causing a storm on social media. Cecilia Wessels snapped the picture of her husband, Theunis, on Friday evening as the twister passed near their home in Three Hills. She said cutting the grass was on her husband's to-do list, and as he started the task, she went for a nap. Wessels said she was woken by her nine-year-old daughter who was upset that there was something like a tornado in the sky, but her father wouldn't come inside. Theunis Wessels said the tornado was actually much further away than it appears in the photo, and that it was moving away from them. There have been no reports of injuries from the tornado, although some other photos show downed trees and a barn with its roof ripped off. "I literally took the picture to show my mum and dad in South Africa, 'Look there's a tornado,' and now everyone is like, 'Why is your husband mowing the lawn?’” Cecilia Wessels said Saturday. "Our whole street, everyone was on their back patios taking pictures," she said. Theunis Wessels said he was keeping watch of his surroundings and saw the twister form as the swirling connected from the sky and the ground to form the funnel. Both said tornadoes are not common in South Africa, but Theunis said he watched a TV program about storm chasers, so he's familiar with them. The tornado moved away to the east, he said. "It looks much closer if you look in the photo, but it was really far away. Well, not really far, far away, but it was far away from us," he said. "I was keeping an eye on it." 5
Grahame Posted June 6, 2017 Report Posted June 6, 2017 He told The Sun from hospital: “They had these long knives and started shouting about Allah. Then it was, ‘Islam, Islam, Islam’. “Like an idiot I shouted back at them. I thought, ‘I need to take the p*** (piss) out of these b******s (bastards)’.” “I took a few steps towards them and said, ‘F***(fuck) you, I’m Millwall’. So they started attacking me. “I didn’t think of my safety at the time. I’d had four or five pints — nothing major. “I can handle myself. But I was out with an old person and it was out of order. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-bridge-terror-attack-fk-fuck-you-im-millwall-hero-roy-larner-football-fan-lion-of-london-a7775246.html https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3731817/defiant-battlecry-of-hero-footie-fan-hailed-the-lion-of-london-bridge-after-single-handedly-fighting-machete-terror-trio-with-bare-fists/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4575570/Millwall-fan-tells-fought-London-Bridge-terrorists.html https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3738730/hero-millwall-fan-reveals-his-injuries-to-the-sun-after-he-stopped-london-bridge-jihadis-attacking-women-and-children-in-restaurant/ Millwall background .. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/millwall-once-or-twice-a-season-the-old-violent-myth-takes-hold-8573958.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millwall_Bushwackers 1
Dusty Chalk Posted June 7, 2017 Report Posted June 7, 2017 Favourite imgur comment: that is horrific! 1
Knuckledragger Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Posted June 7, 2017 Half an hour of video nerdity. Gives me vivid flashbacks of working in a college media center, almost 20 years ago. 2
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