The Knuckledragger 3rd Memorial Slow Forum Post

[mikeymad]

The Onion has been going off these days...

 

[blessingx]

Yes, they have. 

https://theonion.com/hims-announces-erections-will-soon-feature-ads/ 

“In an effort to provide better service and keep our industry-leading sex chews affordable, users of our lower-tier medication plans will begin seeing 15-second ads playing on their erections,” said Hims spokesperson Clara Montoya

[Grahame]

 

[mikeymad]

PSA for Protesters.

 

[Craig Sawyers]

On 3/26/2025 at 11:00 PM, Grahame said:

 

That is Hannah Fry, PhD in Maths and does a great deal on the public understanding of maths and science (we do lots of different Math in our country🤓). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Fry

[Knuckledragger]

A person I used to know in W.Mass is (very) active on Bluesky.  They posted a bunch of parody variations of musician names like "Britney Halberd" and "Worse than Ezra."  I was inspired:

Silentpark
(High) Pearl Fructose Syrup
Alice Set Free
Farvana
Glass Mosque Drivers
The Repairing Squashes
Church of the Cat
Father Hate Knuckle
Sighted Cantaloupe
Goldbench
Visual Geriatrics
Bar Peaceniks
John's Rehab
Mouth Skaters
Enginefoot
Minorlife
Keen Eared Panther
Uniform Gang
Major Security

Spoiler

Soundgarden
Pearl Jam
Alice In Chains
Nirvana
Stone Temple Pilots
The Smashing Pumpkins
Temple of the Dog
Mother Love Bone
Blind Melon
Silverchair
Sonic Youth
Food Fighters
Jane's Addiction
Butthole Surfers
Motorhead
Megadeth
Def Leppard
Motley Crue
Minor Thread

 

[swt61]

[Grahame]

The AI generated animated  version is even more disturbing 

 Via: https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeAndFunny/s/ON92LHZpKL

 

 

[mikeymad]

^ It was really hard to unsee that..

but

I thought I was hungry,  maybe not so much..

[swt61]

Oh I don't know, the Prick Cola and the Cock Soup doesn't sound bad.

Edited 11 hours ago by swt61