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two men and a lady were marooned on a deserted Island. After about 3 weeks, the lady became so embarrassed about what she was doing, she killed herself. After about 3 weeks longer, the two men became so embarrassed about what they were doing that they buried her. Another 3 weeks go by, and the men become so embarressed about what they are doing that they dig her back up

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Awesome review! Thanks for taking the time for giving us an in-depth and informative review. Relay nails down what I think about these and makes my future choice of IEMs much more clear. Bravo!

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lol!  well that went over like the punchbowl turd.  Mods, go ahead and delete the thread if you would please.  I can only see how to edit it.

Oh I'm sure you can figure out how it should be edited ;)

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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary                                      
surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet                                      
pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's                                   
chest.    

                                                                              
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and                                       
sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Waddles, has                                         
passed away."                                                                           

 

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"                                            

 

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the                                        
vet..                                                                                   

 

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean                                        
you haven't done any testing on him or anything.                                        
He might just be in a coma or something."                                               

 

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the                                     
room. He returned a few minutes later with a black                                      
Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on                                       
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his                                   
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the                                     
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the                                       
vet with sad eyes and shook his head.                                                   

 

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out                                      
of the room. A few minutes later he returned with                                       
a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately                                  
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back                                    
on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and                                      
strolled out of the room.                                                               

 

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,                                       
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably,                               
a dead duck."                                                                           

 

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys                                 
and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..                                     
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$750!"                                
she cried, "$750 just to tell me my duck is dead!"                                      

 

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my                                  
word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the                                 
Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $750."

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