Heckling Help. I think I've come to the right place for ideas.

[grawk]

you shouldn't be in public when you're dopesick

I've had hallucinations with better aim than you

[T-Bird]

Bots coming up with zingers ftw

I am not a bot, I just read the welcome message and am adhering to it.

[Dusty Chalk]

Literate FTW!

[boomana]

Thanks, guys. Hopefully, I can remember some of these. The literate bot's suggestions are definitely ftw.

[The Monkey]

"You throw like a junkie"

I love this one.

[robm321]

I am not a bot, I just read the welcome message and am adhering to it.

You're off to a good start

[Torpedo]

- Are you hurt?

- Didn't you sleep well last night?

- I can spit further than you throw

[grawk]

Oh, I guess YOU are a beautiful and unique snowflake