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On-ear.
(Largely) closed.
(Largely) black.
Leather (& aluminum).
Detachable, non-microphonic cord with mic and remote for, e.g., Apple products.
Not electrostatic.
$300.
No, I'm not getting them, I have enough headphones, I'm not getting them, I have enough headphones, I'm not getting them, I have enough headphones, I'm not getting them, I have enough headphones...
But, dang, I'm curious.