Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive
Posted Mar 10th 2009 10:45AM by TMZ Staff
Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.
Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.
p.s. -- he's 69 (in human years).
Another fun fact that might be little known is that on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. I have my fingers crossed about the lucky winner this year. Better finish that tequila shot you've been nursing Slacker.