Voltron

Love Pliny bites! That BLT from the sea looks pretty amazing. Lunch at Trish's Dishes next door to the distillery: Bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, and onion panini with BLT pasta salad (needs moar bacon) and a Michigan ginger ale.

Hope you had a great birthday Steve! I hope birthday cake eating is part of carbo backloading, whatever that is. Cheers!

I hope you had a great birthday yesterday Antonio and that your wife showered you with gifts, wine. and love! I knew your birthday was this weekend when I was traveling and had planned to maybe post early on Friday night our time to get the ball rolling, but in the course of taking a redeye, dealing with decrepit in-laws, and other distractions I somehow convinced myself yesterday that your birthday was today! Oh well, you know we all love you and it's the thought that counts as they say! ¡A su salud!

14.5 pounds?! No wonder it almost didn't fit.

Didn't you get an 18 year old's heart recently? I hope you feel better fast Lloyd.

Agreed.

X2

Even seals hate gingers

Sorry about the apparent rain-out, Nate, and about the old farts and bad brews, Jeff.

Neato pic, Dinny!

^Fail

You just don't realize how long these are... Or, you can go with the butt plug model

Indeed

What do you mean you can't have a silicon dildo? They even come in various sizes! Even the TICE

I liked the race quite a bit this year and other than a few days while on the brew tour I watched it all, typically in the long format. I really like Froome last year when he was clearly supporting Wiggins even though he often had to hold back so as not to crack his own leader. I liked him this year, although a little less for some intangible reason and also for the tangible reason of bending and breaking the rules on occasion. I don't think it really happened that often and I am certain it wouldn't have made a substantial difference. As to doping allegations, I think they just need to do their tests and try to keep it clean and hope for the best. I think this was the most drug-free Tour in many years regardless. Quintana was a highlight in many respects, and if he had been more strategic in the Pyrenees he could have accomplished even more. The 19th and 20th stages were pure win, and although I was bummed TeJay Van Garderen couldn't hold on I was happy a Frenchman won a stage in the 100th Tour. The 20th was epic and I hate Contador so I was thrilled when Quintana and Rodriguez knocked him all the way off the podium. Quintana winning the stage and taking the polka dot jersey and white jersey were really amazing and so well executed after his earlier blunders. Cavendish had a rough Tour all around but he still won two stages and will be back for more next year. Kittel looked like a lucky winner after the crash on stage 1 but he proved he is the real deal by winning a couple more and flat out beating Cavendish yesterday. 101 will be a good year.

Dr. Woody and Delicate Steve My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked Maybe a touch of seersucker with an open neck I ride a D.S. scooter with my hair cut neat I wear my Head-Case shirt in the wind and sleet. So how come the other tickets look much better? Without a penny to spend they dress to the letter. How come the Texas boys come on oh so cool Yet when you meet 'em, every one's a fool? What is it? I'll take it. Who is he? I'll rape it. Got a dick there? I'll exceed it. Getting Tice? You can't beat it. Doctor Woody and Delicate Steve Found Texas to be too naive, So now he rides the Cali streets. You say he's a virgin. I'm gonna be the first in. His fella's gonna kill me? Oh fucking will he. I'm seeing double But don't miss me if you can. There's gonna be trouble When he chooses his man. What is it? I'll take it. Who is he? I'll rape it. Got a dick there? I'll exceed it. Getting Tice? You can't beat it. Doctor Woody and Delicate Steve Found Texas to be too naive, So now he rides the Cali streets.* *Apologies to Pete Townshend for combining and mangling his songs.

Looks great Mikey! Congrat

I didn't notice the capital I but I am not sure I would have been able to discern that one anyway. Funny now that I get It.

I didn't realize Mel's hair was so long! But yeah, that is fucking hot.

KBS Candy Bacon is PEOPLE!!!!

I think we got up to 65 today.

Exactly

Everybody needs to pound their meat on occasion, and I don't begrudge the neighbors makin' bacon a little noisily when the mood arises. But damn, do they have to do it at 6am in their kitchen right across from my bedroom window? I was awoken today by the sound of slapping meat at 6am and realized the neighbors were at it again. Here is the evidence: Yes, that is bacon or drying beef strips hanging in the kitchen window next to a skanky dish towel and open window. Or else Mr. and Mrs. Hannibal Lector live across the way. Creeps me out either way.

Sweet, Stretch!

The Ditka is strong in this one. Good work Jim, although saying you have a Hopper and Joeys all over your house sounds kind of odd.