Really? No fight, no explanations or excuses or anything? Snap decisions can go both ways, you know!
Definitely jealous of the awesomeness that you all are experiencing. Sorry that Jeff's life is so tough, but I hope you guys cheer him up. To make his life easier, Juan, you could order the mug from here:
http://localoptionbier.com/store/#!/~/product/category=0&id=12452143
I know I am going to.