I'm weird too.
I had to give it up like Crack or Booze.
I watch movies and the occasional sporting event.
That's it. I go for walks, listen to music, or spend some time with the kids instead.
I just figure when I'm on my death bed I really doubt I will say "Damn I wish I would have watched more TV".
My wife, on the other hand, watches a crapload of TV. Every reality show known to man and a bunch of other shows like Monk and The View.
She actually made the argument that getting DVR (Tivo) would actually help her watch less TV.
Needless to say it hasn't worked out that way.