I like decomposing bodies into the closet better than the balcony. The process is more uniform, and the fragrance more intense, yet don't attract wildlife so easily.
In case someone is interested, I think this is the Beethoven's 5th by Gould about which MPI is talking about
http://youtu.be/jh8q6CfhjtI
If the story explaining how Gould got to play this concert is true, that's a hell of a performance. It would be too if the story wasn't true
I'd wait more than 36 hours, I don't think all the humidity can be removed from the insides by the rice in such a sort term. It's a pity one can't easily remove the battery from an iPhone.