Priceless, this from a guy who just accused someone of GAYLY thread jacking something. Look around, you'll find that newcomers who take a minute to understand what this forum is all about get along just fine. Those that instantly announce themselves as morons generally do nothing other than to further that initial impression. You're running down that path right now.
And please, it'll take more than this to get you banned. Precious few have gotten banned from this place, I doubt you'll measure up.