Do you see me doing either? You're going way over the top with your commentary, I don't care that it's you (although I generally expect more out of you), I just don't feel compelled to sit idly by and watch it. Product names generally are not great, they just are what they are and rarely matter, right?
As for thinking it looks like crap, that's your call, I think your taste sucks but I'm not going to debate it with you.