drove 2 hours to get to school to pick up my nex 5 which was delivered at the post office yesterday at 9:04am. got to school to find my mailbox empty. called the mail room and was told they never received anything. called the post office to see if i could pick up the box myself.
me - good evening, i have a package that seems to have been with the post office since yesterday. is it possible for me to come by and pick it or know when it will be at the mail room at my university tomorrow?
guy - whats the tracking number?
me - blah blah blah
guy - the box will be delivered to your location on monday.
me - can i just pick it up today?
guy - no, it would be delivered to your address on monday.
me - you have had it since yesterday. why cant i get it tomorrow?
guy - sir, it will be delivered to you on monday.
me - this makes very little sense but thanks for your time.
guy - as i said, the box will be with you on monday.
me - you keep repeating that. is it supposed to make monday come faster?
guy - *silence*
me - hello?
guy - *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
FUCK THE USPS