Well, our taxes will be going up about 1/2 a Porsche per annum (don't know what this is in BAI anymore now that he's all upwardly mobile) under the new Fuck The Blue States regime -- so that seems like a fair start on the biscuit misery train?
That works too. I reverse seared a ribeye steak the other day in leftover bacon grease from the kids' breakfast. Tasted good, still alive. We have to go deeper ...
I hope Mama Africa does not disappoint such an exalted American palate! If so, it’s probably your fault anyway because of colonialism or imperialism or whatever. So there.
Yes, losing another no-talent fuckhead "YouTuber" to the Darwin Awards would be a very great tragedy, because apparently they are in critically short supply.