No, the problem was not the lack of wars and nudity, it was the the stupidity of the interactions among characters. The only good episodes in season two involved the character interactions between Arya and Tywin.
The last time we had a bat in the house, I used a flashlight and a leather glove and did a relocation. But then again I was home alone at the time. In your position Nate the bats fitness would have probably been reduced to zero.
Rabies in bats is way overhyped. Would be much more worried about skunks and raccoons.
Dinny, check out the WeGotServed website. They have a nice (but not free guide) to the built-in Lion server. It probably does most, if not all, of what you need. I'm sure ML server will be pretty similar.