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RIP Wilbur.

How the fuck did I miss this? A Belated Happy Birthday, Chris! Edit: Even more face-Palm worthy because I didn't.

Awesome job Emily! Congrats to you and the proud parents.

RIP Morley

Condolences Brent. RIP Sam. @Guy Clark - Keep trusting your cape Mr. Clark.

Happy Birthday, Chris!

Condolences, Todd. RIP Mike.

Happy Birthday, Ari!

Happy Birthday, Justin!

Been there. Done doing that!

That is awesome Todd. That is the real strength of the USA. So let me summarize the last week. Monday evening we flew down to Daytona. Tuesday, Karen signed her letter of intent and delivered her transcripts to ERAU HR. we then looked at a few rental properties. In the afternoon we met with the counselor for Peters middle school and got the paperwork started. In the evening the director of coaching for the Port Orange youth soccer team ran a special practice to evaluate Peter (The regular practice was Wednesday but looked like it was going to be rained out). Wednesday we got a cashiers check (harder than it appears when you are not local) and put a deposit down on the rental property we wanted (the rental agency was located in Alamonte Springs, halfway between Daytona and Orlando). We got back back and went to the real practice for the Port Orange soccer team. Peter will be playing for their U13 SuperY team, which is fricking awesome. Thursday, we hung out on the beach, chilled and then flew back to Charlston. On Friday, we received an offer on our house which we accepted. So if everything goes quickly we are out of Charleston by June 20th. Oh, Friday through Sunday we were dealing with his home clubs soccer tournament. Fuck me. I am tired just writing this.

I have used parallels for 5 years now with absolutely no problems. Their newest version is seemless for those of us who would rather use our computers to do work rather than dick around with getting them to perform some esoteric calculation in the most efficient way.

So the way it was explained to me was that once you reached 39 years of age birthdays did not increase in magnitude. So in mathematical terms, 39 is an asymptote.

Happy 39th Birthday, Shelly!

We've been drinking vodka martinis more than vespers lately. But the bar downstairs does not appear to have the proper ingredients for a Vesper anyway.

Sitting in our hotel room, on Richard Petty Boulevard, drinking a beer.

Absolutely!

And because you are being a douchebag cunt. (Somebody had to say it, the exchange was way to PC for HC)

That makes me happy as being in the minority makes me feel special.

A Belated Happy Birthday, Mike! I will toast you with an appropriate beverage this evening.

Happy Birthday!

^^^ This! And fuck this shit, The Eagles were the only thing that got me through the disco years.

Condolences Marshall

Happy Birthday, Gram!