Dusty Chalk

No, because that would make me hurt. Other peoples' kids getting hurt == comedy; me being hurt == tragedy. And yes, there's probably a certain amount of mislaid trust in me, that the kids aren't actually getting whalloped, and that they're resilient as all hell.

Want. Actually, US$1500 is pretty reasonable for early adopter prices. I was expecting worse, given the verbage.

Have you gone through your cats' poop?

Maybe they put it on the inner groove?

Also by the fact that he never looks at the kid. Alas, I was kind of hoping it was real. This is probably my favorite new meme -- putting kids getting whalloped into animated gifs.

That's one way to look at it, the other way is that it's like starting on a manual typewriter before going to electric -- build up those muscles, and everything after that will be easy. Of course, this is coming from a non-guitarist, YMMV, etc.

Dudes, WTF with the avatars? It's creeping me out. Don't you know that irony DOES NOT CONVEY on the internet?

It was a great faceplant of a moment. Broken ribs and partying.

You're about wrong.

I'd get irate, too. "All sales final." There are some restaurants, where there is exactly one thing on the menu I will eat. They should have refunded her money, as it is, it's stealing. I'd vote, "innocent", or at least, "justifiable homicide".

Heck, I'll put it on to show solidarity: Epica The Divine Conspiracy

(shrugs)

"Fart cannon"? I've heard some criticisms of the DT770's before, but this is a new one. Either that, or I don't understand what the expression means.

I know why... ...it's because it's a really good fucking album!

I don't know if we knew that things slipped both ways, though, did we? ("Friends help friends" went from the blank slate to the program state this time, and the salute went from the program to the blank slate in ep 2.) Or maybe the point was just that it's getting worse. I don't know -- maybe I should stop trying to be an apologist, and just say that I am enjoying the show as is, unapologetically.

It's not owning the cider vinegar that makes one live longer, it's consuming it.

(wipes brow)

What the hell is a Lain Duvet?

T minus 1 hour 21 minutes and counting.

Happy premature birthday!

Patton Oswalt on YouTube. E.G.,

Wanker.