Dusty Chalk

For those of you who can't read the sticker, I'll transcribe it for you: (whacks OCR machine on side a couple times) Alright, it's not perfect.

The H4n (adds USB2.0) is high on my list because of its 4-channel capability (it can record the 2 attached mics and the two external mic inputs at the same time).

Bizarro-land. Much of it is great, but there's an electro-funk track or two. Me, personally -- I don't mind. Love it, in fact. But their established fans are going to visibly flinch the first time they hear it. Please make sure you're videotaping yourself when you go to hear it.

Well sure he does, he speaks like him:

I had to ask:

LOL OMG WTF ill-literacy 4evar!!!1!

So say you-all.

Guardian eschews ink, becomes entirely twatted Highlights: Oh, heck, just read the whole thing, it's hilarious.

...of course, at this point, no-one is going to believe a thing I say. ...which is just fine...

Yeezh -- how does one determine if they are fake? I was going to get my ESW10's from eBay...

Stop the presses, new NIN!

Google always does something nice this time of year:

It's a nostalgia thing. My mother used to listen to him a lot (along with Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., 101 Strings, Englebert Humperdinck, and the like) when I was growing up (so I immediately rebelled and listened to Foreignor Black Sabbath and Wonder Stuff Aerosmith), so every year on this date, I listen to a lot of weird things. NP:

You mean, the Ist day of the IVth month? No way!!!4!1!

No, seriously.

Practise? There's plenty of good ninja work around, I'm sure.

Ah. That is sufficiently foreign a concept to me that I hadn't thought of it, but as soon as you said it, it makes sense. And, of course, I'll forget by next time.

I don't think I'm needed, those jokes write themselves.

I'm guessing you guys that like Billy maybe read Head-Fi or something? Because over here, he's only ever an asshat.

Garden of Shadows, Quo Vadis, and Psycroptic, off YouTube ( ).

Was sold out by the time I woke up (3am).

Apogee have a great sense of humor -- knowing them, it's probably on purpose.