All from Sugarloaf Crafts Festival:
Olive Oil, Olive Oil-based soap, shampoo, and conditioner
Clam Chowder
an all-black custom rollerball (ebony with shiny black hardware)
some cheesecake pie mix from a chick who kept bending over and showing me her very nice boobies
Vermont Maple Syrup -- extra dark and black. Probably should have gotten some light, too, in hindsight, might have to go back in January. The color has more to do with the amount of fermentation and therefore the flavor rather than the amount of flavor, which is an (admittedly incorrect) association I have in my mind.