Dusty Chalk

Sweet.

I coulda cleared off the driveway before I left this morning, but I didn't feel breaking out the broom.

Possibly -- my memory cells appear to have been replaced with some inert gelatinous substance. Apple butter? Oh, and that's quite the incongruous pair of countries, if I may say so.

Oatmeal raisin cookie. I paid US$1.49.

I wanna show you something, this is my "woot" face -- I just did this with this thread. Can you say, "Ouroboros"? Me neither. Yes, it could be more convenient, but the bigger challenge is "browsing" to whatever I want to read on the Kindle itself.

LOL @ paper iPad. Printing it out now...

I hate when that happens.

Okay, I'll bite: you're not a US citizen? From what country do you hail?

That sounds right. You might even be able to -- instead of completely snipping off the lobe -- just cutting the 90 degree side down to 45, so that it slips both on the way in and on the way out. Give people a sense of (its) purpose. (leaves room for KY Jelly/vaseline joke)

[meryl streep]I had a farm winery in Africa.[/streep]

Atos Trio, Beethoven/Schubert/Schumann

Okay, Mr. K1000-fan.

Probably a bunch of DIY'ers buying parts.

Awesome pics, Emelius -- I'd be a dork, too. Except I'd probably be laying back in the chair and doing the archy-back thing. So, one-up-dork-ship.

...then one should probably just get another DAC.

Hey, cool, thanks for keeping us updated, what route are you taking?

Well amped, there isn't any.

Greatest gif(s) ever. Cats drifting.

Uh...uh...yeah, sorry, I edited my post like 5 minutes after I posted and backed out...if you don't get any takers, I don't want you to be stuck with them, I'll try to work something out with you, but if someone else wants them, go ahead...

"wine tasking" -- realize it's a typo, but spent an inordinate amount of time trying to come up with a definition anyway.

Oh, I just broke mine...actually, it had been broken since before I moved in, but it finally broke apart enough to pinch my ass, and that made it unendurable. I know, I know -- TMI...

Toilet seat

Only if she meant to.

Dude, I get a sinus infection about once a week -- right after my allergy shot. Plus, my allergist told me I should take to a sinus rinse. Not saying I don't sympathize -- I do, I'm just sayin'...I sympathize sympathize.

Stretch is going to kill you for posting that link while he wasn't online. "C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer." -- to a vegan. Thank you for wasting the rest of my evening, when I could have been watching Castle. EDIT: "...nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac...", trying to cater a Christmas dinner.