You don't get to dictate what I call you, dude. You have a problem with being called an audiophile, due to connotation, not denotation (on top of which, your connotations don't match mine nor the rest of the world's); I'm not letting you make it my problem.
Audiophile! Audiophile! Audiophile! Ha-ha!
No, seriously, I picture audiophiles as
. Someone with silver everywhere, SET's, and huge line sources would fit right in to my (and most peoples') definition(s).