Dusty Chalk

Oh, another kickin' topping for popcorn: Old Bay seasoning.

No, don't, just get something else. The target market is for people who want to use it straight out of the USB. I think.

That's probably my single favorite moment in the entire series. He goes from happy to hurt to angry, and they do it without beating you over the head with it.

Microwave -- Bearitos: I prefer the salt-free kind, they also have lightly salted. If you want the kind with butter flavor or more-than-lightly salted, I'd go with Newman's Own. But the best popcorn is Orville Redenbacher, air-popped. You can also salt/butter/cheese/caramel/cinnamon/sugar/pbj/whatever to taste.

I'd say just get a cheap refurb from Microcenter for US$299, and use it as a firewall.

I was going to ask if it was Tuckerman, thanks for answering in advance.

In answer to the original question: quite possibly yes. Actual conversation (paraphrased and made more coherent): Me: I want you to look at these shoes, and I want them to disappear. I want them to hurt your eyes. I want the light from behind the shoes to bend around the shoes. That's how black I want these shoes to be. Clerk: You need to see these suede ones...

They needed to have done a purple.

It's supposed to turn to rain by 4, though. Oh, well, I can watch it for the next couple hours.

Yeezh. (shudders)

Dude. Fucking spoilers, you fucking fuck.

Sounds like impedance might be a factor.

You do realize that those of you who are in favor of suicide could have the same said towards you? I'm not saying it, I won't sink that low, but I'm just pointing out the irony of your verbage.

Apparently, Ryan Adams has started posting on YouTube.

Oh, yeah, that's scientifically valid.

As seen from Google Earth:

Lamest response ever.

Okay, then I'll stop. I'm not sure I'm ready to get into it with you guys, and my opinions are not so strong and well-formed, and I am not so eloquent to convincingly phrase them that I feel like posting them for your evisceration. HTML bandwidth << pirated porn bandwidth.

Says the man with 10,256 posts, some of which are, in their entirety, " ".

Yeah, but that takes longer.