Dusty Chalk

The game is, can I get it to hang up before I lose patience and leave of my own accord. Long pause. A full minute, I think. I was sure I had won in record time. It finally came back: At which point I left. I believe this is the first time, except for that one "Sounds delicious" time.

Disagree. If what the author meant was, "I could care less...not much, but I could...", then it's toward the bottom end of that scale, which is not much different from "I couldn't care less". Also, he could have been being sarcastic. "I could care less...no, wait, no I couldn't..."

Can we have pictures of your shoes?

So maybe he can explain it. And I thought the word was, "inexplicable".

I'm going to say that the next time someone is rude with me: "Be less specific." And: Maine?!?!? "It goes without saying"?!?!? Methinks Robot-god had the night off, and was temporarily replaced with The Joker.

God is really stuck on the whole "Santa Claus" concept. To wit: At which point, God hung up.

Me sorry toosa, Todd.

If you haven't figured it out by now, part of my sense of humor is to try to respond to to silliness seriously.

This is the "Post the last thing you bought!" thread in off-topic -- why does it have to be alcohol related? Tucks has witch hazel in it -- that's alcohol related.

OP: Try Rockhopper Audio.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but... Charlie Parker's nickname was Bird. I don't know, Conrad Zeus would be a cool name for a cat. Plus, wouldn't it make for an excellent story? Q: How did you come up with Conrad Zeus? V: I asked God. Q: ... V: God's not all she's cracked up to be, she also suggested Santa Claws. Q: ... V: I was nekkid at the time, too. Q: Can I buy you another drink?

Space Pen

Sucks. Death to MRSA! Been hearing a lot about that in the news recently.

Homonym. Weather vane.

I'm surprised they didn't list Eurotrip under movies.

David Bacon == awesome Tony Blair == awesomer buying names in quantity because they're cheaper == awesomest

Neither have I. But Salvatore Bonpensiero == Big Pussy. That said, if you haven't seen the show, you should probably stay away from that name -- who knows, there might be one episode where the character does something that really grates against your cat. Band member/artist (Duane, Sid, Johnny Rotten, Jello [maybe you didn't like the Dead Kennedys, though])? Song? (No, don't call him Melissa.) Movie (Inigo Montaya, Humperdinck, Fezzik, The Dread Tomcat Roberts, Cummerbund)?

Mine was a Sopranos reference.

This one went nowhere fast:

Oh, you might like M?m (Mum with the accent, not the other Mum). I liked Please Smile My Nose Bleed, Finally We Are No One, and Summer Make Good. They have sort of a Stereolab/Sigur Ros thing going on. And if you end up liking them, also check out Ms. John Soda and Psapp.

Buh?

Oops

Salvatore

So then definitely check out Red Sparrowes, I like them even better than both Pelican and Isis. "Shoegaze metal".