Letter Putter Upper #1: Give me an X...give me a C...give me an E...
Letter Putter Upper #2: What's that spell?
Letter Putter Upper #1: Don't make me laugh, I have to go to the bathroom.
Letter Putter Upper #2: Well, don't go now, I'm underneath you, holding the ladder up and handing you letters.
Letter Putter Upper #1: I know! I know! Now...where were we? Oh, yeah, hand me a T...
Letter Putter Upper #2: Where's the P?
Letter Putter Upper #1: It's going to be running down my leg and onto your head if we don't finish this soon!