OK, not quackery, just fetishism. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I agree, a wooden cup probably make a difference, but I don't think they could sell an equally good plastic cup for the same price.
About memory distortion, I don't think it's about pushing spikes through a transistor. You're supposed to measure the offset caused by heating a transistor with the amp running at open loop, and sum it up with the dissipated power of the same transistor fed with an arbitrary input signal with the amp running in closed loop to get an "annoyance factor". One would think that a class (A)B output stage would be most affected but it's not. I think this is in harmony with my listening experience - the input stage has a much greater influense over the sound compared to the output stage. Another way to lessen the subjective annoyance is to use better transistors with low Cob for the input-, cascode- and VA-stages.