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Grahame

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  1. Micro Men Given that it's the Speccy's 30th Birthday. 10 PRINT "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPECCY" 20 GO TO 10 go on try it http://jsspeccy.zxdemo.org/ you might need these too http://slady.net/Sinclair-ZX-Spectrum-keyboard/layout/ http://slady.net/Sinclair-ZX-Spectrum-keyboard/
  2. Werner Herzog is absolutely fuming with his cleaning lady. Livid... Rosalina. Woman. You constantly revile me with your singular lack of vision. Be aware, there is an essential truth and beauty in all things. From the death throes of a speared gazelle to the damaged smile of a freeway homeless. But that does not mean that the invisibility of something implies its lack of being. Though simpleton babies foolishly believe the person before them vanishes when they cover their eyes during a hateful game of peek-a-boo, this is a fallacy. And so it is that the unseen dusty build up that accumulates behind the DVD shelves in the rumpus room exists also. This is unacceptable. I will tell you this Rosalina, not as a taunt or a threat but as an evocation of joy. The joy of nothingness, the joy of the real. I want you to be real in everything you do. If you cannot be real, then a semblance of reality must be maintained. A real semblance of the fake real, or “real”. I have conquered volcanoes and visited the bitter depths of the earth’s oceans. Nothing I have witnessed, from lava to crustacean, assailed me liked the caked debris haunting that small plastic soap hammock in the smaller of the bathrooms. Nausea is not a sufficient word. In this regard, you are not being real. Now we must turn to the horrors of nature. I am afraid this is inevitable. Nature is not something to be coddled and accepted and held to your bosom like a wounded snake. Tell me, what was there before you were born? What do you remember? That is nature. Nature is a void. An emptiness. A vacuum. And speaking of vacuum, I am not sure you’re using the retractable nozzle correctly or applying the ‘full weft’ setting when attending to the lush carpets of the den. I found some dander there. I have only listened to two songs in my entire life. One was an aria by Wagner that I played compulsively from the ages of 19 to 27 at least 60 times a day until the local townsfolk drove me from my dwelling using rudimentary pitchforks and blazing torches. The other was Dido. Both appalled me to the point of paralysis. Every quaver was like a brickbat against my soul. Music is futile and malicious. So please, if you require entertainment while organizing the recycling, refrain from the ‘pop radio’ I was affronted by recently. May I recommend the recitation of some sharp verse. Perhaps by Goethe. Or Schiller. Or Shel Silverstein at a push. The situation regarding spoons remains unchanged. If I see one, I will kill it. That is all. Do not fail to think that you are not the finest woman I have ever met. You are. And I am including on this list my mother and the wife of Brad Dourif (the second wife, not the one with the lip thing). Thank you for listening and sorry if parts of this note were smudged. I have been weeping. Your money is under the guillotine. Herzog. http://www.sabotaget...-cleaning-lady/
  3. Plenty more at http://visibleearth.nasa.gov/
  4. cynic. no wait INTJ
  5. Suggest you view this game tech pr0n full screen
  6. ^WAT?
  7. That's not what their ad's imply ...
  8. Looks like it might be fixed. New posts are showing up in unread / latest via tapatalk.
  9. Ditto on ipod touch, View New Content (unread) works fine in browser.
  10. +1
  11. I mentioned this meet to Joanne, and the idea of Austin appealed to her, as we haven't been there. Can any locals or others come with ideas / suggestions that make it worth going, for say, a week? Looks like JetBlue does SFO->AUS direct for reasonable $$$. Thanksgiving would likely make it the week prior to avoid the crowds. Thoughts?
  12. Can Tyll get some review copies?
  13. BURGER KING UNVEILS NEW BACON-TOPPED SUNDAE
  14. Pics that illustrate the point quite nicely (can't embed) http://forums.slimdevices.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13273&d=1334313213 http://forums.slimdevices.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13274&d=1334313213 from http://forums.slimdevices.com/showthread.php?94512-Announce-Enhanced-Digital-Output-app-USB-Dac-and-192k-Digital-Ouput&p=700666&viewfull=1#post700666
  15. ^ Silver Daisy Dukes?
  16. ^ ... Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_for_%22santorum%22_neologism
  17. Chancellor Angela Merkel arrives at passport control in Poland: "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German" she replied. "Occupation?" ...."No, just here for a few days"...
  18. Ric, do you need an off site backup? EDIT: and why there are some similarities ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_(TV_series)#Second_series_and_Space:_1999
  19. there are silhouettes of a woman, a man, and two children along a burnt side of the house http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Will_Come_Soft_Rains_(short_story) ?
  20. ^ But you only need to fab one adapter, right?
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