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Grahame

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  1. Time to add a few more 127.0.0.1 entries to the hosts file or use a pre-configured one http://winhelp2002.mvps.org/hosts.htm
  2. Have you tried visiting the other site to see what it says, mikey?
  3. Scofflaw! Before you pack that hostess gift or favorite holiday treat in your carry-on, remember liquids, gels, and aerosols in containers larger than 3 ounces are not permitted through the security checkpoint. Never fear, cakes and pies are permitted. TSA's list of holiday items that you should put in your checked bag, ship ahead, or leave at home: Cranberry sauce Cologne Creamy dips and spreads (cheese spread, peanut butter, etc.) http://www.seatguru.com/articles/tsa_prohibited_items.php
  4. Less likely to meet Bubba in the showers? Better on your resume?
  5. CJ, better Penn State than the state penn.
  6. Gene, enjoy de Red Stripe; Irie, mon.
  7. From: http://www.wickedretarded.com/~crapmame
  8. It's also On Amazon instant Video, free if you have Amazon Prime. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002P3GM5C
  9. Good thoughts to all those enduring suckage in their lives. May it un-suck before too long.
  10. http://www.nytimes.c...diers-hero.html via: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/04/27/1455243/ww2-vet-sent-300000-pirated-dvds-to-troops-in-iraq-afghanistan
  11. I was lucky enough to see a launch. Holiday to Orlando for the obvious reasons from the UK, Shuttle launch kept getting delayed due to weather / technical issues , which saw us driving from one coast of Florida to the other to see stuff and catch the actual launch. Finally with the launch a "go" we drove across Florida, listening to the countdown on the radio, finally found a vantage point in the form of an upper deck in a bar, where other locals had gathered. We were about 5 miles from the launch tower. I'll never forget seeing the Shuttle rise on a pillar of flame, brighter than the sun, in an eerie silence, and then the sound hit, and kept on coming. Impressive.
  12. Happy Birthday, Kevin Enjoy the (non-lie) Cake!
  13. Micro Men Given that it's the Speccy's 30th Birthday. 10 PRINT "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPECCY" 20 GO TO 10 go on try it http://jsspeccy.zxdemo.org/ you might need these too http://slady.net/Sinclair-ZX-Spectrum-keyboard/layout/ http://slady.net/Sinclair-ZX-Spectrum-keyboard/
  14. Werner Herzog is absolutely fuming with his cleaning lady. Livid... Rosalina. Woman. You constantly revile me with your singular lack of vision. Be aware, there is an essential truth and beauty in all things. From the death throes of a speared gazelle to the damaged smile of a freeway homeless. But that does not mean that the invisibility of something implies its lack of being. Though simpleton babies foolishly believe the person before them vanishes when they cover their eyes during a hateful game of peek-a-boo, this is a fallacy. And so it is that the unseen dusty build up that accumulates behind the DVD shelves in the rumpus room exists also. This is unacceptable. I will tell you this Rosalina, not as a taunt or a threat but as an evocation of joy. The joy of nothingness, the joy of the real. I want you to be real in everything you do. If you cannot be real, then a semblance of reality must be maintained. A real semblance of the fake real, or “real”. I have conquered volcanoes and visited the bitter depths of the earth’s oceans. Nothing I have witnessed, from lava to crustacean, assailed me liked the caked debris haunting that small plastic soap hammock in the smaller of the bathrooms. Nausea is not a sufficient word. In this regard, you are not being real. Now we must turn to the horrors of nature. I am afraid this is inevitable. Nature is not something to be coddled and accepted and held to your bosom like a wounded snake. Tell me, what was there before you were born? What do you remember? That is nature. Nature is a void. An emptiness. A vacuum. And speaking of vacuum, I am not sure you’re using the retractable nozzle correctly or applying the ‘full weft’ setting when attending to the lush carpets of the den. I found some dander there. I have only listened to two songs in my entire life. One was an aria by Wagner that I played compulsively from the ages of 19 to 27 at least 60 times a day until the local townsfolk drove me from my dwelling using rudimentary pitchforks and blazing torches. The other was Dido. Both appalled me to the point of paralysis. Every quaver was like a brickbat against my soul. Music is futile and malicious. So please, if you require entertainment while organizing the recycling, refrain from the ‘pop radio’ I was affronted by recently. May I recommend the recitation of some sharp verse. Perhaps by Goethe. Or Schiller. Or Shel Silverstein at a push. The situation regarding spoons remains unchanged. If I see one, I will kill it. That is all. Do not fail to think that you are not the finest woman I have ever met. You are. And I am including on this list my mother and the wife of Brad Dourif (the second wife, not the one with the lip thing). Thank you for listening and sorry if parts of this note were smudged. I have been weeping. Your money is under the guillotine. Herzog. http://www.sabotaget...-cleaning-lady/
  15. Plenty more at http://visibleearth.nasa.gov/
  16. Suggest you view this game tech pr0n full screen
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