Justin, maybe you need to come up a DAC with a laser engraved front panel, with blinkenlights,
showing PCB (Placebo / Conformation Bias) Status, and locked Sampling Rate / Bit depth.
It could go all the way to FOTM or ludicrous values (a la Spaceballs)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2591766/The-ultimate-diet-porkers-Bacon-flavored-weight-loss-drink-promises-sizzling-hot-body.html
No BiscuitTrim (yet) Brent!
A co-worker went to the nearly empty MS store in Corte Madera to get his free years subscription,
only to discover it doesn't do outline view in Word, or print from an iPad. Lame indeed.