Grahame

Meanwhile. There may be an Epic Road Trip in the next series of Top Gear. I wonder how they will report on the "issues" they faced http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779236/Jeremy-Clarkson-Top-Gear-team-forced-leave-Argentina-early-police-escort-inciting-Falklands-outrage-H982FKL-number-plate.html

Indeed. We Few, We Happy (Duck Fat Fries Fed) Few.

Or biscuit negative syndrome

Non conference food. Yay! Oh, and @Mikey, food trucks, off the grid at Vintage Oaks tonight! Street food on a Whisky Night? You lucky man.

Lets ask the samsung Jeans wearing robot ass (@ 1:10) via: http://www.theverge.com/2014/10/2/6890789/samsung-puts-galaxy-note-4-through-bend-test Samsung puts the metal Galaxy Note 4 through its own bend test The results are what you'd expect from a Samsung-produced video

Maybe?

A developers hand about to point at one of the watches (or the underside of an oracle show cow)

If so I can't get it out of cute mode. I also got to take a new "wearable" home. Can you guess which one?

Made a new friend After listening to a pitch on the "joys" of data integrity. I hope Joanne appreciates what I have to go through.

Enhanced

Best booth freebie

Anywhere he likes

Anywhere he likes

@ Larry's love fest

You snooze you loose ... Oh Larry ...

Got poshed up for a wedding in wine country.

Happy Birthday Steve!

Happy birthday! I guess you know if you've been naughty or nice

Poor hipsters, Skinny Jeans or Bent iPhone? decisions decisions. Meanwhile pilots have had the answer for a while, kneeboards, in their flight suit For that "just flown in" look. And you can use it sitting down Go for the mil-spec look for total phone superiority in your next meeting

Y NO AC3200?

It's faster when there's less contention? And your current router is holding you back?

Solution to avoiding bent iPhone 6+'s? - a shoulder holster http://9to5mac.com/2014/09/26/iphone-6-case-bending-review-pocket/ Wonder what the reaction will be from the TSA, and panicky rent-a-cops?

Revised Apple Press Statement (joke) http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/anything-bends-if-you-fk-about-with-it-enough-says-apple-2014092591063

Fancy visiting CA, anytime soon, Nate, and fixing our drought for us?