Grahame

Maybe?

A developers hand about to point at one of the watches (or the underside of an oracle show cow)

If so I can't get it out of cute mode. I also got to take a new "wearable" home. Can you guess which one?

Made a new friend After listening to a pitch on the "joys" of data integrity. I hope Joanne appreciates what I have to go through.

Enhanced

Best booth freebie

Anywhere he likes

Anywhere he likes

@ Larry's love fest

You snooze you loose ... Oh Larry ...

Got poshed up for a wedding in wine country.

Happy Birthday Steve!

Happy birthday! I guess you know if you've been naughty or nice

Poor hipsters, Skinny Jeans or Bent iPhone? decisions decisions. Meanwhile pilots have had the answer for a while, kneeboards, in their flight suit For that "just flown in" look. And you can use it sitting down Go for the mil-spec look for total phone superiority in your next meeting

Y NO AC3200?

It's faster when there's less contention? And your current router is holding you back?

Solution to avoiding bent iPhone 6+'s? - a shoulder holster http://9to5mac.com/2014/09/26/iphone-6-case-bending-review-pocket/ Wonder what the reaction will be from the TSA, and panicky rent-a-cops?

Revised Apple Press Statement (joke) http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/anything-bends-if-you-fk-about-with-it-enough-says-apple-2014092591063

Fancy visiting CA, anytime soon, Nate, and fixing our drought for us?

Bacon Powered Pirate Core? Promoting National Sterotypes? I fear I may have been mislead. That, or the new HC drinking song.

Bananagate? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/23/iphone_6_plus_tells_fanbois_get_bent/

I had luck with http://www.carsdirect.com/ last time I tried this - ended up purchasing in Dublin, vehicle transferred from Stockton, with low interest manufacturer finance on offer at the time. Understand TCO, and the cost of finance. Cars are very much fungible commodities, the purchase of which, dealers use to initiate a transaction where their objective is to extract as much money from you as possible. Know if you're getting a good deal, or when to walk. Canny neighbor did something similar. Got the (distant) cars direct price, then told local dealer, I'm about to set off purchase this car for this price, this afternoon. If you can beat or match the price, the deal is yours. She didn't have to travel as far as she was anticipating.

This is Charlie Brooker we're talking about.