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Joanne cooked for a co-workers pre-birthday meal And made a birthday cake ...

Very metal. Was it the tails or the pigs that were crispy?

Too much of a test it would appear. http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-32244405

Admired some good looking chicks outside our office. A coworker took these snaps, so you can admire them too! Awwww.

With the fate of the final un-screened still somewhat unknown, those of you wanting a JC fix, will be pleased to know he'll be a guest host on HIGNFY on April 24th - He's done this before, see the clip in the jalopnik link. The extended cut/version (Have I got a bit more news for you) should be even more fun. I expect sly references to recent events Jeremy Clarkson to host Have I Got News For You - BBC News Jeremy Clarkson Will Be Back On The BBC, But Not For Top Gear

How much would an attack cat be? This is Texas, right?

Yes, but whats that in $/Mb/s/Month ..

Consistent, though Sonic.net doesn't quite reach one of the top 1% richest counties in the states. Free Market Competition? It's 2015. If I can't have the flying car we were promised, can I at least have GigE internet? pretty please?

What about caps?

It's almost like your Birthday is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Have a Happy One.

Hot Cross Bun and a cup of tea. Reasonable seasonal substitute for a toasted teacake. Joanne has been bemoaning the lack of decent Easter eggs, this year Because #fuckhersheys (yes, it's a thing)

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday

Indeed

It was!

Salmon Burger

Having a hot teacher in the office?

That's what virtual machines are for.

Meanwhile

Happy Belated.

+1 on the R7000. Slickdeals is showing ways to get the price down at staples https://slickdeals.net/f/7762199-netgear-nighthawk-r7000-140-ac-ar-staples?v=1

Want to buy an Apple Watch? if only it was that easy. http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2015/03/30/apple_watch_purchase_launch_register/ Out of the way, plebs http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/gold-apple-watch-buyers-can-skip-queues-10144234.html

What the papers say http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/31/business/media/jay-z-reveals-plans-for-tidal-a-streaming-music-service.html

Time to buy NFLX ?

Jay Z's mates have a meetup / hangout We are the world ...