Nate, are you still into DIY?
Vortexbox gives you the software to host Squeezebox server, and handle ripping duties.
Then you can use jivelite /squeezelite to control it from a touch screen
http://www.instructables.com/id/Wall-Mounted-SqueezePlayer-with-Raspberry-Pi/
(touch screen is ~$200)
Storage is cheap, cheap enough for an SSD - no moving parts.
Now put it all in one box
That the sort of thing your were looking for ?
To wind up my local Apple fanboi, I've benchmarked Siri / safari searches vs Google / chrome searches on the same (Apple) hardware, which shows that it's down to the software, and the back end servers, rather than the hardware being the limiting factor. Which annoys him intensely
Due to information on Google / YouTube, and a delivery from Amazon today,
Replaced this
and this
With this
And this
Thanks internets!
EDIT: and yes I did remove the plastic bags, first
EDIT: Of course fish bacon is already a thing http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/honest-angler/2012/10/fish-bacon-because-fried-fillets-arent-unhealthy-enough
As opposed to bacon fish