Thanks all. I'm home. The facts that I can only use my left arm (limited on the right to lifting, pushing, etc, 10 lbs max) and that I shamble round like a 100 year old man, means that everything here happens very slowly. At least I'm home.
It turns out I don't have a broken femur, but rather a broken acetabulum. At least all my breaks are non-surgical.
Gotta go feed my animals. This normally takes about 10 minutes but will probably take an hour.