“Times have changed. / Our kids are getting worse. / They don't obey their parents. / They just want to fart and curse. / Should we blame the government / or blame society? / Or we should we blame the images on TV? / Hell, no. / Blame Canada. / Blame Canada. / With all their hockey hullabaloo / and that bitch Anne Murray Beefy, too. / Blame Canada. / Blame Canada!"