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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Good luck to your mom. Hope she gets well soon.

Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives on the FoodNetwork. He visited Tommy's Joynt in San Francisco. It looks like it might be a great field trip on a NorCal or MOA meet. What do you say, local cognoscenti?

Happy Birthday, Raf .. er .. Alex. :prettyprincess: Have a great one!

Probably more like a Swamp People warning. There's probably a dead possum somewhere in the car.

Happy Birthday Dinny. :prettyprincess: Have a great one with Mrs. Monkey and the Little Monkey!

Thanks.

You're welcome, and thanks for willing to deal with my nighttime symphonies. I'll reserve a room today. Edit: I'll book a room when the hotel puts up the Head Case web page. Done! It's me and Fitz and, I guess, you and Peter.

Ryan, were you talking about sharing a 2BR suite or a 1BR suite? If it's the former, I'd happily split one with you.

That's my hope.

I'll be happy to share a two bedroom suite with anybody who has good earplugs. You don't want to be in the same room as me even with earplugs.

Killing 20 jobs in this economy seems to be political suicide. I can't imagine why anybody would have voted "no".

Forget RMAF. TamJam is where it's at. You are going, aren't you?

As Greg has shown, we have snakes in back yards.

What kind of shovel is Jacob bringing?

I get into TPA at 6:02pm on Thursday. An up to snuff Five Guys sounds great.

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I'm more interested in a Cigar City hunting expedition.

JB Weld will hold them longer than that.

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Which dip do you mean, the OP or the bean?

Who is Orsino Silvio? That's the recipient on the PayPal page.

Let me Google that for you.

I decided that I can't miss this event, even though it probably means I'll miss Canjam11. Of course, who knows if Canjam11 will even take place. I just used the last of my flight miles to purchase tickets. I'll be coming in on 12/9 and leaving on 12/13. See you all in December.

Optivisor is the friend of solders with old eyes.