I just saved a text dump of all of the private messages between us since the beginning of the year. Here is the entirety of every PM between us in 2006:
It was actually a genuine attempt to register. Is it "fake" because I used "mailsave" as the username? Does "EdipisReks" show up anywhere on your birth certificate? There are members here who use different usernames than the ones they use elsewhere.
And, when asked, I didn't answer "nobody here" or "Gumby." I answered honestly.
Oh, Jacob, stop with the kind welcomes, man.