Two-year old daughter had a fever this week over a couple of nights. Unpleasant. Woke up this morning and mom saw a tiny white area on her tongue that wasn't there before. Mom's reaction: OMG STREP. Me: it's nothing.
She goes to work, and because I'm working at home today, I took her to the doctor this afternoon. Parking lot's a bitch, no spaces, everybody's crammed in like a motherfucker. At least the child was happy.
Waited 30 minutes. Doctor's assessment: she bit her tongue, and it's healing.
Sarcastically: "Wait, doc, it's not STREP OMG!?!?"
"Um, no. Have a nice day!"