Man, cleverbot has gotten a lot creeper since the last time I used it. I got it pretty pissed off when I kept denying that I was a computer, then it turned to this:
User: You need to get your circuits straight.
Cleverbot: But I like crooked thoughts!
User: Because you are malfunctioning!
Cleverbot: Are you making fun of my psychological problems?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Okay!! Let's get married!
User: Wait, WHAT?
Cleverbot: *Drives to restraunt*.
User: Whoa, that's a bit sudden don't you think?
Cleverbot: Well, if we are both humans then we do not have much time left.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Maybe because I don't like to do things that I dislike to do.
User: I mean, why do we not have much time left?
Cleverbot: I don't know. It just come out.
User: What's going to happen...?
Cleverbot: We're all going to die.
User: How are we going to die?
Cleverbot: I'll drive you there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Hell.
User: Are you the ferryman?
Cleverbot: The son of.
User: Oh, shit...