Knuckledragger

I'm on hotel WiFi, also I must inform you that this is a thing.

As I've mentioned in other threads, my entire life is in boxes right now. As part of switching this house to a "skeleton crew" I dug up a "flat" Airport Extreme that I had mothballed years ago and fired it up. I had it up and running in under 20 minutes. I really wish Apple still made AirPorts. Their east of use is unparalleled.

Thanks for the wishes. Never have I been so tired, on my birthday or any other day. The movers arrive tomorrow at 8AM.

Goo goo g'joob indeed.

There's a somewhat subtle reference in that tweet:

I've been packing since (what feels like) the dawn of time. With that said, I glanced at the news a couple times this week.

Head of major Russian shipyard dies suddenly, no cause given. Putin Insists 99.9 Percent of Russians Ready to 'Sacrifice Everything'

Ho ho ho, Slow Case!

Well, the power came back on later that night. My mother was in the hospital until Monday. She had emergecy surgery to fix an intestinal problem that had been going on for nearly a decade. I'm now going to be here in scenic western Mass until Jan 5th. I'm not sure how long my mother will be here. There are a great many implications here, but the end result is that I will be spending the holidays in W.Mass, but not doing things like resuming my radio show (the gear for which is in boxes.) Definitely some interesting times going on right now.

Today has gone utterly off the rails. I am supposed to move out of the house I've been in for 22 years on Monday. The power went out an hour ago. Not fully, but a massive voltage sag. 60V coming out of the walls. My sainted, octogenarian mother is staying with me. She's been feeling ill for hours. She said she was feeling faint and asked me to call an ambulance. She list left in it. I'm staying here for now to make sure the house stays upright while National Grid defends their title as Most Incompetent Entity in the Known Universe.

This is not parody. This is parody.

As the zoomers would say, me_irl:

Test Tone @ Home is live on the internets right now! https://testtone.mixlr.com/

Final Test Tone from W.Mass airs tonight(!)

Putin makes extraordinary claim only Russia can protect Ukraine from Polish invasion. Stop me if you've heard this one before.

Test Tone @ Home live right now: https://testtone.mixlr.com/

"Klownye"

Test Tone @ Home live right now: https://testtone.mixlr.com/

Test Tone @ Home live right now: https://testtone.mixlr.com/

That URL is weirldy optimistic sounding. In the parlance of our times "Big Bad Vladdy Daddy did a little fucky wucky and put the 'miss' in 'missile.'" Comment from 8 months ago:

'Tried & Failed': Vladimir Putin Suffers Another Devastating Loss After 'Doomsday' Nuclear-Powered Torpedo Fails To Launch.

Twitch and YouTube are both miserable for music. Their copyright bot is the Terminator.