hopefully this makes sense because i'm pretty wasted but
last night, had a dinner with all the faculty. The chair of the department was checking out the wives of the other professors and my neural systems professor drank a full bottle of wine and telling us his life story. I got one of my more attractive female classmates pretty drunk off three "high"(~10%) ABV beer and got some action going.
Tonight, I had laphroaig QC with the chair and he gave me some highland scotch in return. Overall, awesome few days!