Augsburger

So to start the new year off I went for a morning chilly bike ride. Since I am really out of shape I struggled as we climbed a mild 8% hill. I noticed a group of people standing outside a building waiting for something and then noticed more people milling around in their parking lot as I slowly passed by struggling with the climb. As I passed the group of perhaps 30-40 people I noticed the sign..."COVID Testing Clinic" Shit fire, I just rode past a group of 30+people all who have or suspect they have COVID. I blame Brent.

Due to COVID quarantine I am about finished with my Netflix, HULU, Amazon Video and HBO watch list so I am volunteering to assist you with your research. I am pretty good at counting now.

Almost as bad,,,Samsung Galaxy. I continue to resist the dark side Apple

Nice change of scenery. Last year we had brushfire smoke blocking the view, today we have this. Hard to believe we are in the Los Angeles suburbs.

Merry Christmas!

I suspect Nashville was Brent's residual karma.

Venmo me $100 and I will give you the access code. It was only the winning Lotto numbers anyway.

https://youtu.be/xCCrLnMUDqk

Happy Birthday!

Christmas Toast

The year, 2004. The Dow closed at 10,783, the S&P 500 at 1,211 and we had this- It Was A Very Good Year...For Ballers

https://9gag.com/gag/aEPe7QO

Checked all the windows were securely closed and patio doors secured because people three miles away had this unexpected visitor. Hello, can I come in?

Jeffy, I has now been 28 hours since your post so in typical Headcase fashion you are due for an upgrade. Headcase approved

No1 is not good for kitchen knife blades and no2 is way overkill.

Per Elon Musk- "If you're going to be buried somewhere, it would be cool to be born on Earth and die on Mars — just not on impact."

Happy even belateder West Coast Birthday!

Pfft! Cooking and portrait painting are art and as such the impreciseness is what makes them special. Otherwise Michelango should have employed paint by numbers or a stencil.

The water temperature was 59 degrees so there is that.

I just finished a snack and now I am going body surfing. Ah, maybe I will wait

I hate crowded beaches.

Hopefully they employ better stitching technique this time. While having coffee this morning a friend stopped by. I have slow camera fingers otherwise I could have caught him with his head poking out of the waves for a better picture.

Word to the wise,if you have a restaurant with most of your business coming from take out, make sure you have a employee who is competent in English manning the phone taking orders. I just spent a ridiculous amount of time on the phone talking to an employee who does not speak english. I don't know if I ordered five hamburger dinners or a plate of pickles and goat cheese. WTF!