Augsburger

Happy belated birthday!

Sounds like prison food.

Short bike ride, hit 79 degrees today. Just sayin'

If we have high winds tomorrow, I'll blame Brent. 😠

I don't think you want to see my stick smashing work. I don't take pity well.

I can't smash sticks and since like most of you people I am spending a lot of time indoors I decided to make myself another chef knife.

More tax planning https://youtu.be/yNLNHzjeSd8

Can You Hear Me Now?

VID-20210128-WA0000 (1).mp4

Happy Birthday Mike!

My feelings exactly.

Moved to the hillside where the field mice live.

Jim=yes. Correction, snake is .5 meters in length. Decimal point placement is a weakness I have been dealing with throughout my professional career. 😁

And so it begins, 1.5 meters in length.

I think that is what they call their manly parts after a wild night at the pubs.

It was 80 degrees in So Cal today meanwhile in Russia

Can delete your Uber Eats app now.

Happy Birthday Grahame!

One of my favorite movies-

I have been waiting for Jeff to start wine collecting and Japanese chef knife collecting but so far nothing... 😔

An old man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard - too hard to dig up. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up the garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire garden without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie

Nice!