That settles it! As your friend, thought leader and part time life coach I will trade you a safe mandoline http://www.cutleryandmore.com/calphalon/precision-mandoline-slicer-p124049?gclid=CK2hlMOpi7MCFaaDQgodI2QAWA
for all your deadly and dangerous chef knives. Starting with the Shigefusa, trust me, it is for your own good.