We had 1 group of kids come to the door.
"Trick or Treat!"
"This isn't America, and what are you going to do to earn your sweeties?"
"Oi, tell her a joke or something."
"Yeah. We don't actually have any sweeties."
A nice quiet halloween this year. Gysing makes things better than a mass handout of calories. But if the kids aren't going to make the effort (shit costumes [or no costumes]) and aren't going to do something to earn their sweets, then fuck the horrid little brats. I fucking sang to earn my crappy little bag full of peanuts and my friends had to recite like 5 jokes or do a dance or something.