Kinda related to the thread:
HELGA NEEDS A BEER
>> It was a hot day in Minnesota .
>>
>> Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went
>> downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
>>
>> "Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she
>> walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?"
>>
>> She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and
>> asked her what she would like to drink.
>>
>> "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold
>> beer"
>>
>> "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
>>
>>
>> Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"