Craig Sawyers

Latest episode has a comedian called Ross Noble. He comes from Cramlington - 10 miles from where I come from (Ryton on Tyne). The accent you hear is a rather softened local dialect called Geordie. Which is basically my accent too. If he had spoken in broad Geordie (in other words not softened) you would not have been able to understand much. Except perhaps Birgir - Icelandic has the same Scandanavian roots as Geordie.

Happy birthday!

The photo of the guys says it all.

Missed last night's ep - but will catch up today. Matt LeBlanc is a first rate, top drawer anchor for the show. All shuddering memories of the ginger one are fading from the memory like a bad dream.

This is only going to end in one way, and the faster the better

Condolences and RIP GG

Beer barrel urinal and cistern in Church Inn, Ludlow Herefordshire

That wouldn't happen to be an April Fool? If it isn't, WFT?

Wow. ^This.

Happy birthday!

I wired my T2, and made the umbilicals using teflon coated wire from Navships - and that is a good number of years ago. So the colours are different - not a problem provided you have enough colours to be unambiguous when wiring up.

Nah - he totally British. Which makes the whole, clearly expensive, exercise so very, very strange. It would have been kind of OK in a hot country - but in a country where you can get all four seasons in one day?

So the guy next door has been on a major project. The previous owner has put in wooden decking and a fish pond, which I thought looked kind of nice. Current guy didn't like it, so he hired a company of knuckle draggers to take that out and put "something" in instead. I need to take a photo of the edifice and post it. It is basically a built-in double barbecue. This is truly in the brutalist style - it is like an angular horseshoe that you can stand behind, but big enough that two or three can get behind there, and so seriously built could double as a nuclear shelter. One barbecue is I think gas powered (well, there was copper pipe going on at one point), and I think the other is charcoal. Where the decking was he has paved in off-white slabs, which are also on the top surface of the barbecue horseshoe. The outfit he got to do all this started in October, and have just finished. I swear you could build a whole house in that time. The problem is that this is in the UK - where it is cold and rainy more often than not. Last year we managed a total of three barbecues in our kettle because that was the only coincidence of (a) decent enough weather on the day (b) a weekend and (c) enough certainly of good weather to buy the meat. We planned to barbecue several more times, and ended up cooking inside on the hob. So I have absolutely no idea why the guy has spent so much money on something that will hardly ever be used. I look forward to seeing it used in anger, but I'm not holding my breath.

RIP the victims of the car atrocity in London on 22nd. The entirely home grown British citizen from Kent, married with three children, who after a host of aliases and violent past converted to Islam, hired a car and drove along the pavement at pedestrians on Westminster Bridge towards the Houses of Parliament. Got out and knifed a policeman to death before being shot dead. Total elapsed time, 80 seconds. Two dead at scene (including an American tourist), plus the policeman and the madman. One has died since, and many with life changing injuries. 29 casualties in total. Looks like he was acting alone, although of course ISIS has claimed he was one of their "soldiers". But that is precisely what they would say. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/24/london-attack-eight-suspected-associates-westminster-terrorist/

This guy writes synth music that draws images on an old storage monitor (Tektronix FWIW), This starts simple and get more amazing as it goes on.

Reminds me of the horseradish root I dug up last year. It looked so much like a madrake I almost heard it scream as I pulled it out of the earth.

Yes to both, Dusty. Meanwhile back at that Aberdeenshire golf course https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/dec/22/planners-reject-donald-trump-revised-plans-scottish-golf-resort

RIP Chuck. Another legend bows out, but at least he had a long life.

If I was Wilman/CMH I'd be very worried indeed about the superb new season of TG

Them's neat legs you have there Dusty

I too thought that TG was much, much better without Chris Evans. Absolutely no question. It leaves the Grand Tour needing to up its game, dump things like Celebrity Brain Crash and be less puerile with their challenges. My only mild TG criticism is that the new crew are clearly reading script from a teleprompter in the studio. But I'm sure as they find their feet and get more comfortable with off-script banter that will be less of an issue.

A very, very belated Happy Birthday!

A belated very happy birthday!

Given the Formula One race carnage back in the day with absolutely no driver safety, the fact that John Surtees lived to a ripe old age is astonishing. And bikes too! RIP John Surtees.

Go for muons instead. 200 times heavier than electrons. They only live for a couple of microseconds for an added sense of speed